This is an excerpt from an actual call made by the marketing team in our office to a customer:

Marketing executive: Good afternoon, this is M$$$$$$ calling from xxxx. I would like to talk to you about a membership in our firm.

Customer: Good afternoon, M@@@@@@. Tell me.

Marketing executive: Madam, M$$$$$$ here. Can I talk to you now? Are you free?

Customer: Can you please say your name in Hindi? (???????)

I would love to know how one says one’s name in Hindi! :-)