‘Person’ification

I was going through some guys’ profiles on a matrimonial site when I came across this:

“I am person who would like to meet the person who likes me in person and talk to that person because I believe all this is just a way of expressing the actual person can be known only if u meet that person.”

Too much of ‘person’ification? Can some person please tell me what this person wants to say?
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Coincidence! Coincidence!

I received a forward on the same matter, which I am Ctrl+C and Ctrl+Ving here:

From guys’ profiles on matrimonial sites:

Hello To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don’t have female, If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart…when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar
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i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework(Homework?)
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Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you (The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
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she should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one brother and one sister. she should be educated.(ain’t it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ……..hold my hand forever !!!(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
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i am simple boy.I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now i am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot lot(I don’t know why but this is one of my favorites)
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My wife should be as ‘Shivani’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in KSBKBT……(Ok I haven’t seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much,ain’t he?)
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i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast(by not wearing her jeans? Wat the hell…)
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I AM A GOOD LOKING BOY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH. (all of us are loughing{laughing})
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whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy wants?)
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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love thepatner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok(I am again clueless but I liked the use of “ok”. The person is suffering from “Ok-syndrome”)
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HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK (the “ok syndrome” again)
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I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father&mother sister complity marred(somebody please explain how to get married ‘completely’?)
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i am very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. iam doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist. (actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor??)
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my name is muhamad and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes(height of desperation! )
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Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she have a frank she’s skin colour ‘normal’not a black or not a whitey. I Think the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but i am not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.(uttama purushan)
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iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.(No comments)
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I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON’T HAVE ANY HABIT. (maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
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hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.idivorced my first wife.her charactor is not good’. i expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted …(but credit cards not accepted..???)
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my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service(Zebra..???)
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i’m looking out for who lives in bombay , girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY. (Now that criterion is a must, isn’t it?)
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to be married on jan-2006. working woman perferable (this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride. I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)
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i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure. because girl is the maharani.(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)
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ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present.(Any takers again?)

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10 Comments

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10 responses to “‘Person’ification

  1. Nithya

    Am baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak 😀

    Will comment on all ur posts after sometime 🙂

  2. badari narayanan

    Reminds of a stale joke – a groom asks the marriage broker – ‘enna yen intha kallaraikku (graveyard) kooti vandai?’

    The broker replies, ‘neenga thane adakkamana ponnu vendum nu sonnenga’

  3. Priya Iyer

    nithya,

    welcum back!:-)

    badariji,

    great one!:-)

  4. Anonymous

    Good good priya. can you post it on http://www.bestofindya.com

  5. Priya Iyer

    anon,

    thanks:-) Welcome and keep visiting!

    this is a forward that i got, not my work!:-)

  6. Ryan.A.Nash

    the last one is awesome!!!!

  7. Priya Iyer

    sharan,

    yeah, i loved it too! 🙂

    and i just laughed like mad on the ‘please please please please’ one! 🙂

  8. Ryan.A.Nash

    he he yea….a lil too desperate to please!!

  9. Sathej

    I have just now started reading your archives.Hope you don’t mind me commenting on old posts.
    I wonder how girls write their profiles on such sites.Maybe,you will find such nuggets there too!
    Sathej

  10. Priya Iyer

    sathej,

    please feel free to roam around my blog and comment on anything!!!:-)
    yeah, maybe girls write such nuggets too! have to check out now! 🙂

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