Just the other day, I was watching Laughter Challenge on TV and, as always, I was laughing harder at Siddhu’s antics than at those of the participants. With the way he laughs, it is a wonder he does not fall off his chair!
Have a look at Siddhu laughing his head off in one of my favourite episodes of the Challenge:
I find his laughter contagious! Almost always, it catches on to me! 🙂
Siddhu’s laughter and his one-liners are probably the closest I will ever get to cricket. I simply adore his ‘Sixers’ – his one-liners, what I call Satvams [(S)iddhu’s Th(atvams)]. He has got a hell of a sense of humour and wit. I leave you with a few of my favourite Satvams, which had me either ROFL or pondering:
~ There is light at the end of the tunnel for the team, but it’s that of an incoming train which will run them over.
~ We are all Adam’s children – it’s just the skin that makes all the difference.
~ The Srilankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
~ He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
~ He’s wallowing in foolishness like a rhino in an African pool.
~ Beauty, even when silent, is eloquent.
~ He is like an Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel, but cannot go beyond 30!
~ Faith in your abilities will help you face the music, even if you don’t like the tune.
~ You aren’t rewarded for having brains, you are rewarded for using them.
~ That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
~ The only thing you get in life without trying is dandruff.
~ Winning is not important, but wanting to win is.
~ You can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you can’t take the jungle out of the tiger.
~ Statistics are like mini skirts. What they reveal is tantalising, but what they hide is crucial.
~ An optimist is one who looks at bullshit and sees fertiliser.
~ All that comes from a cow is not milk.
~ In London, they drive on the left. In India, we drive on what is left.
~ Troubles are like babies. The more you nurse them, the bigger they grow.
~ I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.
Ciao! Keep laughing!
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