Dear Officewale Secret Santa,
Bolo, bolo, why did you ditch me? I’m not singing ‘Zindagi bhi le le yaar, kill me!’, but I am pissed off for sure. Come on, you could have at least come and wished me a merry Christmas and a great new year. I would HONESTLY have been OK with no gift left secretly at my desk, but I am not OK with a no-show. I was SO eager to meet you at the Christmas party! I am not in a position to give you even the benefit of doubt, as there are no doubts.
I know you’ll never read this, but still! You could have been a bit more sportive, Santa! Why this? I’ve not been a bad child all the time this year, I promise!
The little girl whose festive spirit is a little dampened 😦