The better half is such a treasure trove of witticisms that I think I should now create a separate category for them on my blog, so that I can preserve them for posterity.
Take this one for instance. He insists on pronouncing ‘Stomach’ as ‘Stow-match’ sometimes. When asked why, the explanation is – ‘Because H shouldn’t feel left out. The poor thing gets silent in almost every word – be it ‘chemist’ or ‘alchemy’. ‘
🙂 🙂 🙂